Urinals and Toilets II

So begins the second and final part of the urinal and toilet discussion. Once again, this may be a little explicit.

We left off by discussing the pee pool that for some reason forms beneath urinals. The next issue that I have with the work urinals, and any urinal for that matter, is the often found lone pube. The pubic hair in general is foul, but it becomes exponentially gross when the hair has made the venture to the lip of the urinal. I actually understand that hair no matter where it is on your body is going to fall out. For the pubic hair, it would then make sense that it make its trip to the edge of the urinal at that particular time of the person's day.

SO...you must be thinking, what makes the pubic hair so grotesque? Well for me it makes it gross, because the pubic hair is typically about 2 inches long. That's right the length of the hair is what bothers me. It bothers me immensely that men, and particularly older men, do not at the very least trim the nether regions. Man or woman there is nothing sexy or good about pubes that combined could stretch a full mile. So if you are reading this and you can wrap any of your pubic hairs around your pinkie, then you need to trim it up at least. Don't tell me about it though, because I don't want to hear about your disgusting pubous. If people would trim it up down where the sun doesn't shine, then at the very least the adventurous pubic hair will be of a proper length.

So I say no more long woolly sweater pubes, for everyone. Most women have been practicing this for a long time, and it is about time that men young and old all get on board. Time to trim it up fellas.

Peace Up, A-town Down.

Urinals and Toilets

Okay, so I need to put out a disclaimer about this post.

If the discussion of urinals of genitalia bother you, then please do not read this or the future post.

Let's begin....I have been using urinals for about 20 years or so, giving a few years to actually get tall enough to use the urinal, and I have used toilets for about 25 years. The toilets and urinals have always been hit or miss as far as cleanliness.

Now, some of these dirty pissers and crappers are expected, because of their location. Those located in bars are, of course, bound to be real gems, however those that one finds at work should be close pristine.

Taking this into account, there are two distinct issues that I have had with the urinals at work. First why is there so much "spillage" that can be found almost directly below the urinal. The urinal is obviously not leaking, so you guessed it some of the urine has hit the floor. I believe there are two potential causes, poor urinal design or some people piss on the floor. The first cause alleviates the blame from the pee-er and places it squarely on the urinal designer. I don't really believe that this is the cause. I do think that the second cause is the root, and it occurs, hopefully by accident, because there is a rush to either begin or to finish peeing. I am not sure that I can be "holier than thou" on this one, but as a gentleman, I will make the effort to be more careful when entering and exiting the firing range to prevent accidental "spillage". I hope that other men can do the same. If people are deliberately peeing on the floor, then we will need to schedule a meeting on how to use a urinal properly, which might be reasonable for my company, since we have a sign next to the urinals that tells us not to put paper in them. We might want to put up the sign about not peeing on the floor.

I will get to the second cause for Urinal frustration in the next blog, in the meantime take this little nugget with you and start practicing proper urinal technique.

Later