Urinals and Toilets II

So begins the second and final part of the urinal and toilet discussion. Once again, this may be a little explicit.

We left off by discussing the pee pool that for some reason forms beneath urinals. The next issue that I have with the work urinals, and any urinal for that matter, is the often found lone pube. The pubic hair in general is foul, but it becomes exponentially gross when the hair has made the venture to the lip of the urinal. I actually understand that hair no matter where it is on your body is going to fall out. For the pubic hair, it would then make sense that it make its trip to the edge of the urinal at that particular time of the person's day.

SO...you must be thinking, what makes the pubic hair so grotesque? Well for me it makes it gross, because the pubic hair is typically about 2 inches long. That's right the length of the hair is what bothers me. It bothers me immensely that men, and particularly older men, do not at the very least trim the nether regions. Man or woman there is nothing sexy or good about pubes that combined could stretch a full mile. So if you are reading this and you can wrap any of your pubic hairs around your pinkie, then you need to trim it up at least. Don't tell me about it though, because I don't want to hear about your disgusting pubous. If people would trim it up down where the sun doesn't shine, then at the very least the adventurous pubic hair will be of a proper length.

So I say no more long woolly sweater pubes, for everyone. Most women have been practicing this for a long time, and it is about time that men young and old all get on board. Time to trim it up fellas.

Peace Up, A-town Down.